Remember that problem I have with reading too fast? Well I still have it. I was reading the Houston Press Best of in Categories We Forgot. They had

Best Ship
Battleship Texas

Best Spa
Bergamos Spa Retreat
2535 Kirby, 713-529-2444

Best Tortilla Soup
El Rey Taqueria
910 Shepherd, 713-802-9145

Best Veterinarian
West Alabama Animal Clinic
2030 W. Alabama, 713-528-0818

and so on and so forth, except this is what I read:

Best Ship
Battleblah Texas

Best Spa
Berblah blah Retreat
2535 Kirblah, 713-529-2444

Best Tortblahilla Soup
El Rey Taquerblahia
910 blah, blah, blah

Best Vegetarian
West Alabama Animal Clinic
2030 W. Alabama, 713-528-0818

Huh? What the? oh.