Space Invaders

Pet Peeve: I don't like it when people are all up in my face when they talk to me. Hello, can you please stand back? I don't need you leaning in on me when my chair is already backed up against my desk. You are standing so close I can't even see you. Back the hell up. It's infuriating. Of course, some people put it more eloquently than me.

Maybe it's a sign that I have been assimiliated.