My true identity

Yes it's true. You may know a few things about me such as I'm from Singapore. I live in Texas now. I have a cat. I have a new husband. But I've never revealed my real name. Well, here it is...
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I am....


:: insert evil maniacal laugh here:: Bwah ha ha ha ha!